Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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