if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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