I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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