Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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