I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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