shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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