It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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