Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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