what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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