i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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