Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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