maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Randomize
