Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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