if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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