I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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