I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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