I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
