hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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