just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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