I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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