just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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