im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How's work?
Spinning.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
