I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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