God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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