He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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