Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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