either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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