He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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