If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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