her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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