You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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