Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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