we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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