I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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