I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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