If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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