i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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