you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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