Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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