i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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