i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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