operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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