yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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