Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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