I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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