that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I look excited, but its just a facade.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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