Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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