so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think your dad took our porno
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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