Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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