Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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