sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
