I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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