I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
